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Post by angela on Feb 23, 2014 14:58:52 GMT -6
Have you ever done one of those things where someone would write a sentence of a story, and then someone else would write another sentence, and fold over the first sentence so the next person wouldn’t see the whole story? Let’s do that. Write a sentence of the story based on the sentence above and only the sentence above. Try to avoid looking at any previous sentences. We can combine all the sentences every 10 pages or something to see the story and then start again.  Once upon a time there was a fishy named Bob. |
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 23, 2014 21:33:57 GMT -6
Bob was lonely.
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Post by zamberin on Feb 23, 2014 21:34:18 GMT -6
but bob had an imaginary friend
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 23, 2014 21:34:59 GMT -6
his name was fred.
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Post by zamberin on Feb 23, 2014 22:05:27 GMT -6
fred was scared of the dark and very insecure
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 24, 2014 6:58:39 GMT -6
But that's okay, because Bob still loved him.
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Post by zamberin on Feb 24, 2014 7:09:49 GMT -6
bob loved him probably more than fred loved bob
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 24, 2014 7:20:58 GMT -6
Bob would talk to Fred about everything, and Fred would sit quietly and listen.
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Post by zamberin on Feb 24, 2014 15:27:45 GMT -6
usually in this time fred would be daydreaming about a better life.
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 24, 2014 15:28:50 GMT -6
today, he was thinking about moving to Hawaii and learning how to surfboard
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Post by zamberin on Feb 24, 2014 15:30:38 GMT -6
one without bob, but sadly they're connected at the hip (literally).
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 24, 2014 15:31:39 GMT -6
he thought of having surgery to separate them, but he hated hospitals and didn't want to pay for it.
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Post by angela on Feb 24, 2014 15:38:15 GMT -6
So he decided to do the surgery on himself and hope for the best.
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 24, 2014 15:41:01 GMT -6
the surgery was a disaster
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Post by angela on Feb 24, 2014 15:42:35 GMT -6
Everyone in the world died as a result.
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 24, 2014 15:44:09 GMT -6
except for a select group of people, known as the douchebuckets
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Post by angela on Feb 24, 2014 15:45:14 GMT -6
The douchebuckets stayed alive by peeing in buckets and taking baths in the liquid.
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 24, 2014 15:48:40 GMT -6
((EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. this was NOT WHERE I WAS GOING WITH IT))
one day they decided to change their ways and use clean water instead of urine
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Post by angela on Feb 24, 2014 15:50:07 GMT -6
Because of this, they were no longer called douchebuckets but cleandouchebuckets because while they were now sanitary, they were still douches.
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 24, 2014 15:51:52 GMT -6
the cleandouchebuckets thought their name wasn't "cool" enough, so once again it was changed, this time to "awesomelyawesomeandepicnooblydouchebuckets"
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Post by angela on Feb 24, 2014 15:55:21 GMT -6
What the awesomelyawesomeandepicnooblydouchebuckets didn't know was that there was one other person still alive: Benedict Cumberbatch.
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 24, 2014 16:00:48 GMT -6
What they also didn't know was that Cumberbatch was harboring many other individuals, each with the unique ability of having all talents/attributes of the characters they portray. Cumberbatch had the mind of a high-functioning sociopath. Ackles and Padalecki were hunters skilled in anything supernatural. Collins was able to retain the grace of an angel. Tennant, Smith, and Eccleston had the knowledge of a time lord, as well as their own TARDIS and sonic screwdriver. Many others survived as well, and together they joined with the awesomelyawesomeandepicnooblydouchebuckets to eradicate the world of the killer zombies from the lost moon of Poosh.
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Post by angela on Feb 24, 2014 16:05:42 GMT -6
((wait this is supposed to be one sentence jEN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. ah screw it. no more one sentences anymoreeeee))
As the awesomelyawesomeandepicnooblydouchebuckets fought with Cumberbatch, Ackles, Padalecki, Collins, Tennant, Smith, and Eccleston, they began to harbor suspicions that their allies weren't exactly who they seemed. These skilled men would sometimes have sudden personality changes. Were they lying to the awesomelyawesomeandepicnooblydouchebuckets and hiding secrets? What was truth and what was fiction? The awesomelyawesomeandepicnooblydouchebuckets had to find out.
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Post by superwholockismylife on Feb 24, 2014 16:12:24 GMT -6
After hours upon hours of watching Netflix, the awesomelyawesomeandepicnooblydouchebuckets realized that their allies' other personalities were really their character. They also noticed that these changes only happened at sunrise and sunset. During the day, the allies were normal, but once it became dark, they turned into strangers. However, the awesomelyawesomeandepicnooblydouchebuckets found that like the original people, the other personalities were likeable, too.
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Post by angela on Feb 24, 2014 16:16:01 GMT -6
The only problem was that at nightfall, the allies were not as good at fighting as they were in the daytime. Sure, the allies were muscular and capable, but they were not as skilled. Many of times, the awesomelyawesomeandepicnooblydouchebuckets found one or two of their allies treading the forest floor too loudly or sprouting strange Shakespearean talk, which often made the group susceptible to the zombies of Poosh. The awesomelyawesomeandepicnooblydouchebuckets needed to find a way to make their allies stay in their daytime character forever, or else they all would die.
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