I CAN'T GO TO COLLEGE

wow you know, you get a $7000 scholarship and then a $1300 scholarship and you get a $4000 stafford loan and you laugh and go "wow paying for college is going to be a breeze"

and then it hits you that you still need five thousand bucks a semester and golly jee why don't you just apply for a private loan

WELL 

I'll tell you why

because in order for YOU to apply for a loan you have to be employed for two years previously which, you haven't been because your parents wouldn't LET you because you were IN SCHOOL

so just have your parents co-sign it, right? WRONG. In order for your parents to co-sign, they have to have had satisfactory credit for the past two years

oh but WAIT your parents filed for bankruptcy last year didn't they? HAHAHAHHA sucks

so private loans are out the window and your bank is like "sorry lol can't help"

so your mom calls the school and they're like "sorry lol can't help"

so now your mom's like "I'm trying to find everything I can otherwise you can't go to college and that's over with, sorry :c"

AND THERE GOES TWELVE YEARS OF YOUR LIFE DOWN THE TOILET OH GOLLY GOSH WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

I hate this country I hate banks I hate money I hate adults why don't adults ever want to help me I hate being an adult I hate facing reality I hate everything I'm going to throw up