I found my old diary

and the Greg chronicles

12/14/08

oh my gosh. It's been forever! I'm now in middle school and have straight A's! I'm the only one in SCI class that knows any answers. Anyways, me and Greg both share a desire to rule the world and send it into a state of mental terror for the rest of all eternity. We're both violent hemophiliacs. [???????????] It was funny, the other day we were talking about the tech exam we took and Greg asked if I was a computer nerd. I said no, and he said "Darn! I was about to say, total BFF!" which 1) is weird coming from a guy (especially violent Greg) and 2) is hilarious when Molly thought he said "BF" not "BFF" We all started laughing then randomly started talking about blowing up the world.


12/10/08
I was going to write in silver but my pen ran out of ink. Anyways, we started learning about electromagnetism in sci. This is kind of out of order, but in LA we wrote a list of foods we liked and Greg said blood. It was so funny! He told me he stayed up late making blue prints to plant a bomb that will destroy the world, yeah right. And I got to be clara in the nutcracker!

12/17/08
I seem to have lost my gold pen...anyways, I got a 90% on my math test! And in LA, Greg told me he had a laser gun that turns stuff into pudding, it was funny, he was walking backwards in the hall and I told him he was about to run into a machine gun and he actually turned around haha! 

12/18/08
today Greg said he was going to create a red-eyed brother-eating snowman that would blow up Russia. Roman asked me out! Ew! So I yelled at him :) He's a stalker. Gross.

12/19/08
When is Roman going to stop asking me out? I swear, if he even comes near me again, I'll tear his bones apart one by one, coat the wounds with rubbing alcohol (which stings haha) and then burn him and beat him up even though he's disintegrated into thin air! Anyways, today during lunch Greg found a quarter on the ground and went all crazy. I told him he was weird and he agreed. 

1/7/09
Greg wasn't here today so LA was king of boring. We did start a short story. Mine is about a boy named Edward who's parents have died. Upset, he goes to a cliff and accidentally slips and falls into the ocean. Don't worry, he survives. 

and then the worst word in the entire entry was 'crap'

I was the lamest child ever

i found my ten year old diaries one
it was just
so bad


ALSO GREG CHILD I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE HAD A SMALL ISSUE